New Moon

Bella Swan (Kristin Stewart) is torn between two lovers, and either one could cause her serious bodily harm. Talk about feelin’ like a fool.  In the latest installment of the Twilight franchise, vampire Edward (Robert Pattinson) has decided that love-of-his-life Bella isn’t safe around his kind, being human and all, so he and the rest of the Cullens decamp from Forks and vanish.  This bums Bella out, so she sits in her room for several screen minutes, looking out the window while time passes by in the form of scrolling screen captions: October, November, December.   

But even Twilight’s got to find a plotline, so into the breach comes Jacob, Bella’s childhood pal from the local Indian tribe; he’s grown up, buffed out, and he thinks Bella’s real cute.  He’s also a werewolf, and in the Twilight universe werewolves are sworn to protect humans from vampires.  This could make things interesting, in a Sabrina kind of way: will Bella stick with the handsome, elegant, dead vampire, or move over to the warmhearted, good looking, very alive werewolf?

Well, lesson not learned.  Bella is stuck on Edward, but it’s not all bad, because she ends up jetting off to Italy to save him from the only actually dangerous vamps in the Twilight saga, and that gives us about five minutes of Dakota Fanning playing a dark hearted vampire enforcer, which is pretty much the most interesting thing in the movie.  Have you seen the odd film critic refer to New Moon as a Dakota Fanning vehicle? It’s a testament to Fanning’s restrained, but malevolent performance, and to the fact that not much happens in this movie.

Speaking of acting, the much maligned Taylor Lautner, who was nearly dropped from the franchise after the first film, shows his acting chops here, playing the teenage werewolf with just the right balance of fear and confusion on the one side, and delight in his newfound power on the other.  The warmhearted, often humorous interactions between the wolf pack boys and between Bella and Jacob are the best part of the film.  New Moon smashed box office records in its opening weekend and quickly declined, which is normal for this kind of picture – the biggest fans turn out early, and then ticket sales calm down.  Still playing in thousands of theaters around the country.