Thursday, April 29, 2010

What to See (or not) 4/29/2010

This weekend sees the opening of Nightmare on Elm Street, which opened once before in 1984, and it isn’t clear why we need to do this again. Jackie Earle Haley plays Freddy Krueger, which is kind of cool because I like Jackie Earl Haley, but I probably won’t see this movie. Early reviews suggest it’s a pale reflection of the original. A family friendly film called Furry Vengeance is also hitting lots of screens, all about a housing development that makes a bunch of woodland creatures mad, so they get even and teach everyone about good environmental stewardship. Actually it seems like a cute idea, but apparently that’s all it is; critics hate this thing. Really hate it. Left over from last weekend, we have The Losers, which got a few medium reviews and lots of terrible ones; didn’t make much money either. The Back Up Plan, also continuing from last week, is hanging on to a bunch of theaters but not a lot of high expectations. It’s an average little rom-com, where Jennifer Lopez plays a woman who decides to have a baby with a sperm donor, because Mr. Right is never going to show up, and then Mr. Right shows up. Hilarity tries to ensue.

Hollywood is holding its collective breath, waiting for the opening of Iron Man 2 on May 7, kicking off the Big Summer Movie Season. Then they believe that gleeful crowds will roar into theaters, and spend a lot of money. Meanwhile, not much to see. 

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