He's Just Not That Into You

Reasonably entertaining romantic comedy if you’re pretty sure you are going to walk out of the theater and not think about it again. If you do think about it, you might consider that the women in the film are either stalkers or control monsters or just deluded; the men, meanwhile, are bewildered by the apparently universal female desire to get married, which no man ever wants to do because then he can’t have sex with Scarlett Johansson, unless you’re Ben Affleck, in which case you don’t want to.

OK, I’m generalizing a little: there is one guy who wants to marry Scarlett Johansson.

Based on one line in one scene of an old episode of Sex and the City, this movie tries to bring some male perspective to the standard “chick flick” fare, and maybe that’s why the female characters are so single faceted. There’s the naïve lapdog type, and the seductress type, and the hard assed manager and the worn out caregiver and the earth mother who has a lot of gay friends. If all these types could just be combined into one perfect woman, a guy like Bradley Cooper might not be tempted to sleep around. Meanwhile the male characters are inscrutable in their motivations: we never learn why Ben Affleck doesn’t want to get married, or why Bradley Cooper can’t stay married, or why the Mac guy (the Mac guy!) is such a chick magnet that he has to come up with elaborate systems of rejection in order to keep his groupies under control.

The film is populated by celebrity or near celebrity actors who agreeably play the parts we’ve come to expect from them, which is helpful since they mostly get little screen time. The exception is Ginnifer Goodwin, who brings great energy and sincerity to her crucial central role, remarkably without a hint of Margene, the young polygamist she plays in Big Love. Her scenes are good, and there are some laugh out loud moments and genuinely romantic moments throughout the film, so , all in all, not a bad way to spend an evening. Took the box office crown in its opening weekend but lost first place to “Friday the 13th” over Valentine’s Day. Go figure.